April 1, 2025

Introducing

potatohash 3000™

What is potatohash 3000™?

In a groundbreaking (and slightly ridiculous) move, Fractal Bitcoin is proud to announce the PotatoHash 3000™, the world’s first Fractal miner powered entirely by potato circuits.

Tapping into the glorious, untapped starchy energy of nature, the PotatoHash 3000™ delivers a revolutionary mining experience.

  • Zero electricity bills

  • 100% organic processing power

  • Scalable and snackable

Mining on fractal

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Cadence mining

One-third merged-mining with Bitcoin: Leveraging existing Bitcoin mining operations and security

Two-thirds permissionless mining: Opening participation to a broader range of miners

How to mine Fractal

Fractal’s consensus mechanism is Proof-of-Work — consistent with Bitcoin. Miners can use existing ASICs and other compatible hardware devices to mine blocks.

Frequently asked questions

  • The PotatoHash 3000™ is a revolutionary Fractal mining rig that runs entirely on potato circuits.

    Developed by Fractal Bitcoin, this miner allows you to secure the Fractal AND Bitcoin network using nothing but the power of potatoes.

    It’s eco-friendly and carb-friendly, with a hint of giggles.

  • The PotatoHash 3000™ uses Fractal’s proprietary SpudHash™ technology to convert the natural electric charge from potatoes into computational power. By connecting multiple potatoes in a circuit, you generate enough energy to power a tiny, highly optimized mining chip.

    The more potatoes you have, the more hashpower you can generate. But be warned: adding butter and sour cream will NOT increase efficiency.

  • Absolutely! In fact, we encourage it.

    The PotatoHash 3000™ doubles as a long-term potato storage unit, ensuring your spuds are warm and ready for dinner after a hard day of mining.

    Pro tip: Fried potatoes may taste great, but they won’t hold a charge.

  • Great question! A single potato produces about 0.9 volts of electricity. To achieve a hashrate equivalent to a traditional miner, you'd need approximately:

    • 500 potatoes for a Raspberry Pi-level mining setup 🍽️

    • 10,000 potatoes to match an old-school GPU miner 🏗️

    • 100,000+ potatoes to reach ASIC-level mining ⚡🥔

    If you own a potato farm, you may be the next big Bitcoin mining mogul.

  • After extensive (and delicious) research, we recommend:

    • Yukon Gold – Best balance of durability and energy output

    • Russet – Great for long mining sessions, but needs occasional peeling maintenance

    • Sweet Potatoes – Provide higher voltage, but might make your mining rig smell amazing

    • Fries & Chips – Not recommended… unless you just want a snack

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DISCLAIMER: THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS' JOKE.
PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO MINE FRACTAL WITH POTATOES.
(UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO.)